February 2012
The only thing worse than having a spider in your...
LOSING THE SPIDER IN YOUR ROOM.
That awkward moment when you're jamming in your...
Whenever I play a board game →
At first I’m like
But when I lose I go all
That moment when you’re nice to someone, and they...
Getting outta bed is one of the hardest challenges...
I don’t know how some people can sneeze like:
When I sneeze, it’s like:
Stop going on Tumblr
When I decide to clean: →
When I’m told to clean:
After I discovered One Direction, I never spoke...
Teacher: Will someone please close the door?
Me: SHUT THE LIGHT OFF, I WANNA BE WITH YOU, I WANNA FEEL YOUR LOVE
Student: Can you go over that one more time?
Me: CAN WE FAAAAAAALLLL, ONE MORE TIIIIIIME; STOP THE TAAAPE AND REWIIIND
Parent: Who do you think you are?
Me: WHO DO YOU THINK I AMMMMMM
Random Person: Hey, did you hear about Russell Brand and Katy Perry?
Me: KATY PERRY'S ON REPLAY, SHE'S ON REPLAY
Student: I'm gonna be up all night doing this stupid homework.
Me: UP ALL NIGHT LIKE THIS ALL NIGHT HEY
Random Person: I can't believe-
Me: YOU DON'T KNOWW OH OH, YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
Random Person: I want-
Me: I WANT, I WANT, BUT THAT'S CRAZY
Teacher: If you thought five was the correct answer, put your hands up.
Me: CUZ IT'S A STAND UP
Omegle:
The Directioner:
The Suspicious:
The Self-Obsessed:
The Foreigner:
The Hater:
The Blind:
Rihanna:
1D: The Brit was for the fans.
Me: OMG I GOT A BRIT I CANT BELIEVE IT I WON A BRIT!!
When you spell a big word right on the first try.
I’m a genius .