they are all in sync and it kills me.
i have 6 followers on instagram this is #fame
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
seattle man. a local hero.
Me trying to finish something important on time:
omfg reblogging till the end of time
fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown