accionerds:

Working together, these five factions have lived in peace for many years. Each contributing to a different sector of our society. Abnegation has fulfilled our need for selfless leaders in government. Candor has provided us with trustworthy and sound leaders in law. Erudite has supplied us with intelligent teachers and researchers. Amity has given us understanding counselors and caretakers. And Dauntless provides us with protection from threats, both inside and out.

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taylordswift:

nostalgic-skull:

Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.

and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg 

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sextnoise:

following back tons!

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dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

image

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Emma, you’re playing the character of Gwen Stacy. According to comic books, she majored in Biochemistry. So, my question is this: In Biochemistry, what is an activated complex?

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demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

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